Two women have been arrested in a British airport after allegedly trying to bring a 91-year-old male relative onto a plane. The only problem?

He was dead.

Despite the fact that the corpse was in a wheelchair and wearing sunglasses, the flight crew were able to determine there was a problem when he was the only one not complaining about the airline food.

Hmm. Lemme try that again. 

Despite the fact that the corpse was in a wheelchair and wearing
sunglasses, airline officials noticed something was wrong when, compared to the 300 other British people in the plane, he didn't really look stiff enough.

How about this one?

The women claimed that they would definitely have gotten away with their plan "if the bloody overhead compartment would have stayed closed."

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