Daniel Lee, pictured, allegedly took off all of his clothes on Friday night, donned a rubber mask and dashed through the aisles of a supermarket, according to police in Kingsport, TN.
Why on earth did the 22-year-old Lee do it?
Because he was bored.
No, really, that's what he allegedly told cops.
According to the report, after this nude dude eluded several store employees and scooted out of the grocery store, he was located and arrested in the bathroom of a nearby Hardee's. Employees told the police Lee had entered the restaurant wearing nothing but an orange hoodie (possibly pictured) and asked for "any piece of clothing."
While this is arguably smarter than entering a Hardees and ordering food, it's still not that bright.
Even more amazing was that another woman who was taken into custody that night, 18-year-old Katelyn Trent, is said to have claimed Lee was her boyfriend.
So, congratulations single guys — the pantsless dude who got arrested at Hardees because he was "bored" has a girlfriend…and you don't. It's too bad he hasn't popped the question, cause we have another website he could star on.