Move over Willie Loman. Dumb as a Blog may just have discovered a more pathetic salesman.

A Texas teenager is under arrest after allegedly trying to peddle pot door-to-door. A smart idea you say? Well, perhaps. But, in this case, not so much.  

Anthony Carrazco, pictured, of Brownsville is charged with trying to sell three ounces of marijuana. His sales strategy went astray when he knocked on one door too many–one that belonged to an off-duty police officer.  The cop told the teenager he would be right back. And he was; with his badge and handcuffs.

Police say the 19-year old was also drunk and carrying a gun.

Oh, and the dumb luck doesn’t end for this lad.   Carrazco was allegedly trying to hawk his wares near the University of Texas – a drug-free and weapon-free zone. That makes the charges even more serious. 

He’s being held on $10,000 bond.