STOP THE PRESSES: In Bixby, OK, a skunk got his head caught in a jar of peanut butter! Includes
a video and "The Skunk Whisperer" being interviewed while the animal ambles in the background like he's drunk.
In New York, millions of state-issued registration stickers don't stick. D'oh!
And in happy news, the duct-taped cat dubbed "Sticky" has been adopted, and the idiot who admitted to taping him has been arrested. Calling the cat Sticky is kinda cruel though, no? Would you call a cat who was burned Singe?