There are some people out there who would say that simply riding a motorcycle, stone cold sober, even with a helmet on, is dumb. Well, according to a Marion County,FL Sheriff’s report, Ocala resident and motorcycle rider Dante Krauss (pictured) was not wearing a helmet.
Or a shirt.
And, you probably saw this one coming like the 6-train, but stone cold sober he was not. Allegedly.
A breathalyzer test determined his blood alcohol content was at least twice the legal limit, he could not explain to police why he wasn’t wearing any clothes,and his only recollection was that he had gone to a Hooters earlier that evening.
Sadly, the MySpace page of the Ocala Hooters was no help at all in filling in the gaps.
They really should blog more, no?
Krauss was arrested Tuesday morning, and given that lovely shirt from a nearby “hotel.”