I couldn't agree more:

At 5:30 this morning I was in a cold sweat just bracing for the deluge of "Kanye West was a meanie to Taylor Swift" news.  How about we all agree to collectively get over it by noon.  Ya?  OK, cool.  Thanks bunches.

But seriously, everyone is going to write about this nonsense that's a really just another Kanye publicity stunt.  Heck, it's probably an MTV-hatched drama!  Who didn't think Taylor's dress was way too matchy-matchy with Beyonce's when she was invited back on stage?!*

If we totally ignore this controversy in a can and we don't blog about it at all… D'oh!

OK, brace yourselves America, this dumb "news" is gonna be big. 

*No, I didn't actually watch the VMA's, are you kidding?  I had no idea they had even happened until I saw the reports this morning.