You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. At any time during the course of this arrest should you decide to wriggle out of your blue jeans, kick, scream and spit at cops while naked, you should be allowed to go free, because honestly, what judge wants to see your junk? You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.
Something in there isn't right.
If you can't guess what it is, your name just might be David Kotowski.
Kotowski, the 41-year-old Massachusetts native was arrested last week for resisting arrest, disorderly conduct and defacing property after a domestic dispute in Somerville. As he was being loaded into the police van after kicking off his jeans, he allegedly yelled "“I’m naked. You can’t take me like this!"
Despite his interpretation of his rights, he was taken in custody, just like that.