In this extreme, trapped-in-a-clam's-crotch summer humidity we are experiencing in New York City, I'm a frizzy-haired wreck. That's why I take special comfort in our brand new Bad Hair Day Mug Shot Photo Gallery on Crime Library.
If your locks look as frightful as mine, before you start to reach for the mousse, check out all the hot messes arrested with crazy tresses.
The pictures come with hilarious hair-raising descriptions of their alleged deeds and I guarantee that once you comb through our collection of suspects the shear madness will make you feel better in no time flat.
OMG LOL UPDATE: Mad shout out to my old college roomie "nwsart" for seeing this gallery and creating Georgia pot dealer Totally Looks Like Lady Jessica. Just frackin' perfect.