If I told you that someone with a blue blood name like Reginald Fitzgerald Scott had been arrested Saturday in the tony vacation town of Myrtle Beach, SC, what would you guess the charge was?

Cheating on his golf score?

Sipping champagne from the backseat of his convertible Rolls-Royce in public?

Spray painting "Yale Rules!" in a public place?

One thing you wouldn't imagine is that he allegedly stole beer from a Wal-Mart by hiding it in a roll of toilet paper.

Beer. Wal-Mart. Toilet paper. The only way this crime could have been more downscale was if he also stole a case of beef jerky.

Scott fled the superstore after employees nabbed his accomplice. But Scott returned to the scene of the crime and was apprehended, this time with 1.3 grams of marijuana, according to cops. He faces drug and shoplifting charges.