Once again, the votes are in, and a winner has been selected in the Dumb As A Blog Dumb Caption contest!
With honorable mentions to Mike who wrote "Hey Dad, are you watching the game?" Amanda, who suggested "As he felt the tackle, Bob realized he was in fact, not dreaming about going to work naked" and GreyTheory, who offered up "Upon further review, the call on the field stands.," we are happy to announce that the winner is JonnyReb, whose winning caption appears in its proper place, below this tremendously disturbing photo:
Professor Jones? I'm lost – I'm going to be late
for my modeling gig at your sculpting cla_
We enjoyed the combination of abrupt action interrupting the caption, the innocent motive for this man's behavior, and the assumption that Professor Jones is such a hardcore art professor than he requires his models to ARRIVE NUDE. None of this "show up wearing clothes, then strip down when you get there" nonsense. Professor Jones won't stand for that crap. If you want to pose nude in his class, that's the way you better be walking in the door.
I can respect that.
Still, he isn't a complete monster. For the walk over, he'll let you keep your socks on.
Thanks to everyone who entered!