A few days ago, I told you that mustaches are all the rage.
Yesterday, Susie told you how to buy crocheted bacon.
I should have known, the folks who brought you these shorts (Urban Outfitters) would have a crocheted mustache for sale.
For only $7.99, you can have a "Plushtache" of your very own (gee, I wonder why it's on clearance…). The question is, what will you do with it? Feel free to leave answers in the comments.