In the current economic climate, it's always uplifting to hear stories of people who are still shopping.
Well, maybe not always.
On Saturday night Larry Thomas went to his local mall, and instead of reaching for cash or plastic, he attempted to pay for his merchandise with cocaine, according to Cincinnati police.
Not surprisingly, the store didn't accept the Bolivian marching powder and cops charged Thomas, 37, with disorderly intoxication.
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