You've heard of crazy cat ladies. How about crazy possum lady?
Speaking of disgusting things on your face, are eyebrow weaves real?
Guy allegedly murders girlfriend for waking up his dog and then things get really weird.
Rod Blogojevich's wife to appear on the reality TV program I'm a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here. She's such a celebrity I can't even remember her first name even though I just read the article.
A family in Indianapolis is angry that their loved one was dragged on a mattress, covered with a carpet and hauled away on a flatbed truck after her death. Ah, did I mention she was 750 pounds and none of the vans were big enough to fit her body? Yep. Here's the part I took note of: She had a boyfriend. So like, frack this diet crap! Am I right, ladies?
Image: Crazy Cat Lady action figure available from Archie McPhee