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Boston Cops: No Lie on Zombie Attacks

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Yes, you read that right.

In case any of you out there were under the delusion that Twitter doesn't provide information that is crucial to your lives, get ready to eat your words…before a zombie eats your brains! Check out this tweet that came in last night from the Boston Police Department:

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Hmm- human bite? On a police officer? I've heard of that happening before. Luckily, Twitter user "willcady" was thinking the same thing.

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And Boston's finest responded:

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So fear not, citizens of Beantown, if the recently dead in your area rise from the grave your police department is on record that it "absolutely" will warn you. You should have plenty of time to get to a nearby island. Of course, the Boston Police have no official policy on their stance on covering up werewolf bites. But don't worry, we checked up on it for you, and last night was definitely not a full moon.

So breathe easy, Boston.

For now.

(Thanks to Universal Hub for the find)

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