These pens with fictional and wacky advertising slogans — e.g. Dr Lance Hughes, Proctology, please use rear entrance – seem targeted straight to a 10-year-old boy's sense of humor.
Adding to the never-ending trend of wimpy white people rapping = hilarious is Andy Milonkas performing Let Me Twitter Dat.
Tom Dair, the co-founder and president of something called Smart Design does something really dumb with two pizzas and nearly sets his rental house on fire.
DO NOT WANT Wednesday edition: Nose waxing.
Super excellent stupid photo: President Obama and a pirate.