A 48-year-old man in Needham, MA was pulled over after police observed his Oldsmobile tailgating and weaving on the road.

Was he drunk?

Nope, he was eating a bowl of cereal.  With milk.  He allegedly told cops he was hungry. 

The thus unnamed driver, who reportedly had an expired license and had a better appetite than he had an alibi, was cited for not staying in the yellow lines and operating to endanger.

There's no doubt — this guy is a flake.

Related: Today's post about Cheerios being called a drug by the FDA.

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