A 48-year-old man in Needham, MA was pulled over after police observed his Oldsmobile tailgating and weaving on the road.
Was he drunk?
Nope, he was eating a bowl of cereal. With milk. He allegedly told cops he was hungry.
The thus unnamed driver, who reportedly had an expired license and had a better appetite than he had an alibi, was cited for not staying in the yellow lines and operating to endanger.
There's no doubt — this guy is a flake.
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