Shane Vonsenden (pictured) was arrested yesterday in Shreveport, LA while dining out for what was presumably his Easter brunch. Why was the 31-year-old arrested? To get the full flavor of his alleged restaurant rukus, I’ll just print out exactly what is found on Vonsenden’s booking report from the Shreveport Police Department:
“The offender was eating out at MoJo`s. He asked the waiter for some
ranch dressing and got mad at the price given. The offender jumped over
the counter, grabbed a bottle of ketchup and preceded to hit waiter
with it without his consent. Offender was arrested and booked for
Kudos to KTBS for digging up the story and for dubbing it “ranch wrath.”
Also, yes, when I read the report it made me wonder how often someone gives their consent to get hit with a bottle of ketchup.
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