Michael Davis, pictured, was angered when an exotic, $150 fish he bought at Aquatic Interiors Sea Cave in Akron, OH, died just a few days after he brought it home. He called the shop to get a new fish, but the owner, who claimed Davis mistreated the animal, refused.
So, police say, in an act of retribution, Davis broke into the store, stole a computer, telephones and an expensive lion fish, threw a parrot into a pond and then used a golf putter to destroy 80 fish tanks.
You'd have thought he would have been happy with a hole in one.
But seriously, folks, Davis, 49, has been charged with vandalism, cruelty to animals and breaking and entering.