This was a tough one.
After garnering more than 160 comments and instigating ferocious behind-the-scenes debate, our naked man in a canoe caption contest (not to be confused with our naked man stopping traffic contest) has finally been resolved. With an honorable mentions to Rob S., who wrote the disturbing and funny "wanna see my other other tattoo?" and "Zac" who penned the delightfully understated "I'll be your guide today," the winner is "Rob P" whose caption appears in it's rightful place underneath the photo below:
Oar, are you just glad to see me?
Rob's combination of brevity, wordplay and laugh-out-loud funny was the hard fought winner in a difficult field of challengers. Of course, for his efforts, Rob will be receiving a Dumb as a Blog T-Shirt. To win your own, check back tomorrow to enter the new caption contest!
Thanks to everyone for entering!