For anyone nostalgic for when the internet was snail slow, prettyloaded.com features kooky loading screen animations and nothing but. via b3ta

Speaking of the internet, is this what it's all about?  Yeah, pretty much.  Thanks to Jason for the tip!

Here's something that's not at all dumb: Woman blogs about her obsession with truTV and it's all sorts of hilarious.

Back to the stupid…don't be handcuffing yourself to your estranged spouse to make up with them. 

And please ladies, don't wear a dress with faux butt crack insert.

Nearly unbelievable: Teen in the UK paints a giant "willy" on the roof of his parents million-pound house and is outed when a helicopter pilot hovered to take pictures.

Apparently the unemployment rate encourages profanity.  Other things that might spur on swearing?  Alligators roaming the streets in Connecticut.

Finally, a strip club in Rhode Island hopes that the bad economy has laid off some good-looking women and is holding a job fair this Saturday hoping to net unemployed hotties.