Two amazing things have happened today.
First, authorities in Nigeria have put a goat in police custody after a local vigilante group brought it to the local precinct, claiming they had stopped two armed men from stealing a Mazda. The gang reported that as they were breaking up the theft, one of the men, in an attempt to evade arrest, transformed into a goat. Apparently, it didn't work, as the gang grabbed him and marched him over to the cops. The goat is currently in jail, and was not given to chance to make a phone call.
Let's give it some time, shall we?
I'll check in tomorrow. I bet the New York Post won't let me down.