I can relate to Calvin Edwards (pictured).
I love chicken wings.
I have a brother.
But unlike Edwards, I have never wound up in jail on allegations that I threatened my bro' with a knife after a poultry-related dispute.
Although no one was seriously hurt, Super Bowl Sunday is coming up, so I hope y'all are extra careful to guard against surprise sibling snack attacks. I know I will be.
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UPDATE: The South seems to be exploding with chicken-related criminal activity! Check out this story just published on The Smoking Gun. We will keep you abreast of any more fowl developments…