Hot on the heels of our recent story of a guy busted in Florida for allegedly stealing communion wafers, comes this tale of another unholy act in the Sunshine State.
Raymond C. Kersey (pictured) 43, drank a case of beer and answered the call of nature on the home of the higher power, according to cops in Fort Pierce, FL.
To put it simply: He peed on a church and got busted. Allegedly.
Police say Kersey didn’t remember doing it. He was arrested for disorderly intoxication.
Although I am against people committing crimes, I would like to thank the man (or woman) upstairs for creating Florida and thus, making my job so much easier.
Tomorrow, let us all hope a guy accidentally lights his privates on fire while trying to rob a Tampa bodega.
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