It’s official: Bacon has won out over Fries.
Colorado State Senator Bob Bacon defeated Republican challenger Matt Fries on Tuesday, garnering 63% of the vote.
It remains unclear if either of these candidates secured the endorsement of Mayor McCheese, who had close ties to both candidates, despite rumors of all three being part of some kind of "deal" involving "coke."
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