So, you’re off of work today. Awesome. And, like most Americans, you may soon be behind the wheel, fighting automobile traffic while heading home.
At left, you see U.S. patent #5628062. It’s an arm and hand UV protection sleeve for driving.
In short, with this nifty invention you can avoid the danger and embarrassment of what is commonly known as "trucker tan."
It may be too late to get one for today’s drive, but you may want to order a sleeve for your next trip. And if you are on the road today and see some lucky fellow donning one, honk your horn to let ‘em know you read Dumb as a Blog.