The end is near… in a good way. Only two bouts left before the final battle in our bracket to name the richest, most reckless celeb of our time. Today’s semi-final: The King of Pop v. Iron Man.

Robert’s got a tough row to hoe here. Yes, he’s rich, and yes he’s been reckless, but has he been MJ rich and reckless? Downey seems more lovably messed up than certified wacko, but I’m sure that’s what all enablers say. To my knowledge he’s never changed his skin tone or bone structure, was accused of sleeping with small boys or had a best friend who was a chimp. Of course, he’s still young, but I don’t think that’s on his "to do" list.

Anyway, do you really need me to write more about these two? If you don’t know who Michael Jackson and Robert Downey, Jr. are I’m surprised you can operate a computer. Still not sure? Type Google.com into the top line on your screen and hit enter. Type Michael or Robert’s name in and hit enter again. See all the links? Cool, huh? Yes, it’s called a search engine.

P.S. Don’t forget to eat food to survive.

For all the bracket match-ups and results so far, click here.