Professional crank and perpetually confused old man Andy Rooney is simultaneously the best and worst thing about 60 Minutes. On the one hand, his wizened, rubbery face serves as a constant reminder of our own mortality and how grim death will come for us all. On the other hand, a bitter old Civil War veteran gumming his indignation about talkies and hula-hoops is always a good source of mirth. But thanks to the Andy Rooney game, started by comedy group Totally JK, you can now get the gist of Andy’s toothless tirades in less than 30 seconds. Just take the first and last sentence of Andy’s rants, edit them together and voila!
All of the curmudgeonly antipathy in just half the time!