I was listening to the radio this morning in the car.  The DJ said, "WKTU: The Beat of New York. We’re the station that helps keeps you going all day, at work."

And then they played Nelly’s, "It’s gettin’ hot in here, so take off all your clothes."

That’s going to "keep me going all day at work?" 

No people.  Unless your job description involves a pole and a g-string, this won’t help keep you going all day at work.

It might even get you fired. 

Image: From The Smoking Gun Presents: World’ Dumbest — it’s an excellent real video of a suspect who decides to give officers a little show.  While she’s givin ‘em a little bit of uh uh, she has no idea she’s being filmed… until they tell her.  Oh hey, here’s the video!  Enjoy.