But how does Derek compare to a Greek god? Good question! Let’s see, shall we?
GREEK GOD DEREK FROM BLACK GOLD
Exhibits idealized male form Smokin’ hot bod
Lives on Mount Olympus* Lives in Texas
Not real Real
Also, where as a Greek god can only be seen in stone form in museums, Derek can be seen sweaty and running around an oil field on TV.
I think I have made it perfectly clear: Derek from "Black Gold" makes a far better object of your dumb lust. However, I saw him first, so just STEP!
*I know not all Greek deities live on Mount Olympus so don’t be getting up in my grill with your knowledge of mythology.