Recently I revealed my groupie crush on Derek, a young roughneck  you’ll see on the new truTV show "Black Gold," which starts Wednesday, June 18 at 10PM.

But how does Derek compare to a Greek god?  Good question!  Let’s see, shall we? 

GREEK GOD                           DEREK FROM BLACK GOLD

Exhibits idealized male form          Smokin’ hot bod

Lives on Mount Olympus*              Lives in Texas   

Not real                                        Real   

Also, where as a Greek god  can only be seen in stone form in museums, Derek can be seen sweaty and running around an oil field on TV.

I think I have made it perfectly clear: Derek from "Black Gold" makes a far better object of your dumb lust.  However, I saw him first, so just STEP!

Thanks.

*I know not all Greek deities live on Mount Olympus so don’t be getting up in my grill with your knowledge of mythology.