Talk about a Battle Royal, or as they say in France, un Battle Royale with Cheese. The King of Pop v. The Queen of… well, not much anymore. Who will move on to the Elite Eight and a shot at the title Richest and Most Reckless? These two certainly have a lot to be not proud of:
MICHAEL JACKSON has worn pajama bottoms to court, shared a bed with unrelated youngins, dangled his own baby off a balcony, and been not-so-secretly altering his appearance everyday for the last decade. He had enough money to buy most of the Beatles’ song catalog, and enough legal debt to nearly lose it. Poor Chim-chim, or Lancelot Link or whatever the hell his monkey was called. Oh, yeah, Bubbles! Brilliant. Move along people. Nothing to see here.
COURTNEY LOVE convinced everyone at her husband Kurt Cobain’s funeral to call him an a-hole, was caught using drugs in violation of her parole in three cases at once, charged with felony assault against another rock ‘n roller, failed to pay her bill for prior rehab stints, lost custody of her daughter a time or two, and generally been a bit white trashy. On the flip side, her one album released 45 years ago wasn’t bad.
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"Rich & Reckless" with Mark Ebner, airs on truTV Fridays at 10pm e/p, starting June 6. It’s real life stories about people who went too far in an attempt to have it all.