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Three flavors of idiots that just need to disappear

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Screen Shot 2012-08-20 at 8.44.52 AMDumb folks are a dime a dozen, but three types of people need to go away. Like, now.

The worst part is, these folks will always exist. Even if you knock ‘em out with your giant fist of justice, they’ll pop back up like one of those annoying Bozo bop bags, ready to make your life a living hell.

3 Kinds of People That Need To Go Away

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Man nearly breaks neck while destroying pogo stick world record

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Is it worth the risk of becoming a paraplegic just to land your name next to a Guinness World Record? We think not. The above dude recently destroyed the world record for most backflips on a pogo stick. Though you made us dizzy while watching you go to town on that grassy knoll, we applaud you with long slow sarcastic clapping.

Hey, at least he wore a helmet.

Watch: Man Sets World Record For Most Consecutive Back Flips On A Pogo Stick

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Yapping about a Justin Bieber party might cost you $5 Million

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Want to party Justin Bieber at his place? No problem, there’s just one catch; you can’t breath a word of it to anyone.

TMZ recently posted a copy of the nondisclosure agreement (NDA) that you’re supposed to sign if you want to get anywhere near Bieber’s pad. It basically says that if you Instagram, tweet, or blog about one of Bieber’s parties you have to cough up $5 million. So much for that selfie of you and the Biebs jumping on his trampoline.

Isn’t that the whole point of partying with famous people?

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5 Dumb Facebook updates that’ll overload your brain

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Is digital multitasking making us dumber? A new study out of Carnegie Mellon University seems to think so. Researchers found that the social media, texting and emails are making our brains less effective. But anyone who’s ever tried to hold a conversation with someone constantly updating their Facebook status on their iPhone could have told you that.

Check out these five Facebook posts that  are so stupid they’ll overload your brain.

1. Relationship status: It’s way way way complicated. (via brobible.com)

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Tourists having dinner on floating iceberg get stranded 

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A couple of tourists visiting Iceland had to be rescued after getting themselves stranded on a floating glacier.

For some reason the group thought it would be a great idea to grab a few chairs, a table and have dinner on the floating chunk of ice. Yes, they were Americans.

But you really don’t need the article to tell you what nationality they were.

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Fail Britannia! The 17 Dumbest Things British People Do

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We love England. They brought us Hobbits, thatched roofs, Shakespeare!

But they also have real humans living in England and humans do stupid things.

So hot on the heels of angering all of our nabes to the north and nearly setting off an international incident with our Dumbest Things Canadians Do photo gallery, we looked east and have a new gallery that details just a few of the boneheaded things English people do.

And believe it or not, Figgy Pudding, which is a dessert of theirs that looks like a flaming pile of poo, didn’t even make the list.  See what did:

PHOTOS: The Dumbest Things British People Do

Idiot tweets about hitting cyclist with her car, say cops

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Twitter limits you to 140 characters per tweet. Sounds pretty limiting, right? Oh, but the damage those 140 characters can do!

It can force powerful politicians to step down from office or topple brutal dictators. Usually, it just embarrasses the idiot who works in the cubicle next to you.

Emma Way, a UK driver, is that kind of idiot. Emma allegedly confessed to knocking a cyclists off his bike with her car on her Twitter account yesterday. In her tweet she stated,

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Most cheating begins at chain restaurants

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Looking to catch your spouse in the dirty act of cheating? Hopefully they’re not straying, but if you’re suspicious of any bad behavior, try scouring your local chain restaurants when he (or she) claims to be “working late” again.

According to a recent study, adulterers and their mistresses (or mister-es?) tend to prefer pre-secret hook up snacks at chain joints. I guess nothing says “Join me at a seedy motel” like a never-ending pasta bowl.

In fact, one mass eatery in particular is most common among cheaters, and it’s actually not the OG. Click below for the cold, hard, uncomfortable truth:

Olive Garden? Outback? Find The Chain That’s Best For Your Affair

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Toddler soccer goal makes Chelsea crowd go insane

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If I were a jerk, I’d take this opportunity to point out that perhaps if there was more scoring in soccer, fans wouldn’t go totally ape when a kid kicks a ball into the net.  But even I have to hold my cynicism for this awesome adorable moment.

After the jump, check out how the crowd reacts as the young son of Chelsea goaltender Ross Turnbull starts playfully kicking a ball towards the net during the post-game speeches of the final match of the season:

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Tan Mom’s new music video so bad it burns 

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Break out the sunglasses because the Tan Mom just released a music video. Actually, scratch the shades, you’ll probably need a welding mask.

Patricia Krentcil, a/k/a Tan Mom took some time out of her busy tanning schedule to record her new song simply called “It’s Tan Mom.” In the video she takes on her haters, calls out the Octomom, and disses people who work in the visual effects industry.

The video is about as bad as you’d expect it to be, but actually —

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