Just in Time for Easter: Rabbit Alien Overlords
First, we’ve noticed some very rabbit-y looking member of young Hollywood such as Hillary Duff, Kirsten Dunst, and Anna Paquin. These ladies have their best breeding years ahead of them, so don’t be surprised if they birth litters of octuplets or more. But it is doubtful that the rabbit aliens would allow such young ones to be in charge of the entire Earth takeover, which is why we think that Angelina Jolie, Julia Roberts, Will Smith, Tom Cruise, Madonna, Woody Harrelson, Renee Zellweger, and Jim Carrey have also been beamed down to Earth in a more managerial capacity. But, the overlords who will be ruling our new rabbit alien overlords are Gary Busey and Lauren Hutton.
But the plot thickens. As we learned from the reptilian plot, alien overlords like to be close to the center of power. That is why they have infiltrated the British Royal Family and why we think Kate Middleton was so quickly pregnant. On the other side of the Atlantic, the rabbit aliens have been hopping around the fringes of power for a decade. But at any moment Sarah Palin and Condoleezza Rice will reach out and grab the reigns of power. Or maybe it will be the reptilian aliens. Or maybe we’re just making this all up.
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