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Conspiratorium: You won't believe what you don't know.

Hillary Clinton’s Health Scare Causes Conspiracy Bonanza

By Lyz Lenz
January 3, 2013 1:51PM
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Man, some people will do anything to avoid a Congressional hearing about Benghazi.

Hillary Clinton gets a concussion and right-wing conspiracy theorists accuse her of “faking it”. Now, amid reports that she was suffering from a blood clot, rumors are spreading that the Secretary of State was actually severely injured in a secret trip to Iran and President Obama is preparing for her death… even though she’s been released from the hospital.

The conspiracy site What Does it Mean reports:

“A startling Foreign Military Intelligence (GRU) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that President Obama was informed by White House medical personal shortly after Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s return to the United States that her health prognosis was ‘grim’ as her likelihood of survival was ‘diminishing by the hour.’ As we had previously reported in our 30 December report… Secretary Clinton was severely injured over a fortnight ago when her US military C-12 Huron aircraft [photo 2nd left] crash landed at Iran’s Ahwaz International Airport during a US secret mission to that Persian Gulf nation where she was reported to be ‘unconscious’ and ‘bleeding profusely.’”

The European Union Times backs this dubious rumor and adds that reports of Clinton’s secret trip have been validated by Israeli Secret Service, because they apparently know all. NBC’s chief science and health correspondent Robert Bazell added fuel to the fire by noting that he thought there was more to the story than what the official reports indicate.

Of course, the State Department denies everything and official reports say that Clinton was sick with the flu, suffered a concussion and then developed the blood clot.

Honestly, I believe the official reports. The flu, a concussion and a blood clot sound exactly like how I spent my holidays as I actively tried to avoid conversations with my in-laws about how Obama is going to take all of our guns. Hillary was probably just doing her best to get through the holidays. Bill probably drank all the bourbon so she had no choice.

 

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