On the season premiere of Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura (10pm EST), the ex-Governor and his team take on their weirdest conspiracy yet: The Reptilians.

Forget the Bilderbergs, the New World Order, and the Illuminati: the real global power lies outside our solar system.  According to veteran conspiracy theorists such as David Icke, the worldwide ruling class was created thousands of years ago through a strategic mating of human beings and Reptilian Aliens.

Thousands of years ago, these humanoid reptiles came to Earth and decided to stay. Some ancient texts call them seraphim; others call them nagas or djinns. Regardless of their name, they interbred with humans and gained the ability to shape-shift.  Even today, reptilians have the ability to hold either a human shape or their true form – a lean, reptile-like biped between 5 and 12 feet…

This shape-shifting ability has allowed reptilians to thrive on Earth. Part of their material success is the rumor that they interbreed so that their wealth and special physical skills are kept “in the family,” so to speak. By concentrating their wealth, the reptilians have gained an incredible amount of power. In fact, it is possible to trace their origins back to the rule of Charlemagne in 8th century A.D. The reptilian dynasty has since spawned every U.S. president, the House of Windsor, the Vatican, the Rockefellers, and the Rothchilds. (Allegedly, of course, and with very little evidence, we should point out.)

Reptilians are hard to spot.  Their shape-shifting abilities mean that they can look like “normal” human beings when it suits them.  For thousands of years, no one caught on to their deception.  But at the end of the 20th century, advances in photo and video technology have made it possible to spot small flaws in their disguises.  For instance, the White House website hosted a picture of a notable bureaucrat in which one of his pupils is noticeably triangular.

Why is it so hard to spot reptilians?  It is because, like the family they are, these humanoid creatures stick together and support each other in their quest for total world domination.  It may also mean that once they achieve total control, they will extinguish the rest of the human race because they no longer have any use for us.  So, the next time you’re face-to-face with a world leader – look out.  He or she might be a shape-shifting reptilian alien enjoying the fruits of world domination.

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